Acing It for Church Hillians
As we stand at the threshold of a new chapter for our beloved neighborhood it is with great enthusiasm that we introduce Ace’s mayoral campaign priorities. In the heart of this historic enclave, where every corner whispers stories of creativity, community spirit, and the occasional secret cigarette, we embark on a journey to shape a future that honors our identity while embracing progress and meat-only pasties.
Together, let's paint a vision for Church Hill that resonates for generations to come. This is the case for Ace.
• Larger parking spaces for vintage pick-up trucks outside Pizza Bones
Priority parking for truck owners that are 6’4” or taller.
• Outlaw vegan pasties at Proper Pie
We don’t want to say they’re wrong, but they’re not right.
• Establishing the peacock as the neighborhood mascot
Whether you love or hate them, they are the neighborhood.
• Rename Libby Hill, Liberals’ Hill
We’ve been runnin’ up that hill and it just makes sense.
• Clientele of Jardin barred from Grisette
We support the OG establishment.
• Priority line at Sub Rosa for frequent patrons
We’ve been here before and we know what we’re doing.
• Golf carts as mandatory modes of transportation for residents
Beep, beep - the most reasonable way to get around is here.
• Daily import of Blanchard’s into Historic Church Hill
We give the people what they want!
• Clamp down on Stella’s Grocery items being smuggled into the neighborhood
We celebrate the beauty and convenience of Union Market and its sandwiches.
• Legalize the selling of looseys at markets and gas stations
We don’t look down on people’s cravings and dependencies.